宇宙大爆炸贪睡漫画

Goal: Create a humorous four-panel cosmic comic strip about a godlike universe creator oversleeping and accidentally causing a messy Big Bang. Canvas: Wide horizontal comic page, 16:9 aspect ratio, with four rectangular panels arranged in a 2-by-2 grid. Use thick black comic borders, slight perspective wobble, and a smoky grayscale outer background with glowing specks and sketchy crosshatch marks. Visual style: Highly detailed painterly comic art with dramatic ink outlines, cosmic fantasy lighting, saturated nebula colors, stars, galaxies, explosions, and watercolor-like textures. The tone is funny, epic, and slightly chaotic. Add a deliberate blurred square over the godlike character’s face in each panel, as if censored or anonymized. Main character: A long-haired, bearded, elderly cosmic wizard or deity wearing ornate purple robes patterned with stars and gold embroidered cuffs. He is sleepy and irritated, shown in bed or beside the alarm clock. Use {argument name="character name" default="anonymous cosmic creator"} only as an internal character concept, not visible text. Panel layout and exact content: 1. Top-left panel: The cosmic creator sleeps under blankets in a bed floating in deep space. Beside the bed on a small wooden table sits a large vintage twin-bell alarm clock. The clock face clearly reads “BIG BANG” in bold black letters, with Roman numerals around the edge. Background filled with colorful nebula clouds and stars. No speech bubble. 2. Top-right panel: The alarm clock rings violently with motion lines. Add exactly two comic sound effects above it: “BEEEEEP!” on the left and “BEEEEP!” on the right, in yellow bold comic lettering with black outline. The creator reaches from the right side toward a small rectangular orange snooze button on a base in front of the clock. The button label reads “SNOOZE.” The clock face still reads “BIG BANG.” 3. Bottom-left panel: The creator is back asleep on the left while the clock on the bedside table is wrapped tightly in messy bandages or cloth, muffled and restrained. The universe behind it erupts with galaxies, stars, and colorful energy swirls. Add a small beige caption box in the upper right that reads exactly: “13.8 billion years pass...” 4. Bottom-right panel: The creator is awake and exasperated, pointing or gesturing toward the cosmic chaos. Behind him is a wild explosion of galaxies, starbursts, and nebula fragments. Add a glowing neon sign on the left that reads exactly: “Big Bang is a Mess.” with “Mess.” emphasized in red. Add one speech bubble above the creator that reads exactly: “DAMN..., I hit Snooze just once...” Text content: Include exactly these visible text elements: “BIG BANG” on the alarm clock in panels 1, 2, and partially visible in panel 3; “BEEEEEP!”; “BEEEEP!”; “SNOOZE”; “13.8 billion years pass...”; “Big Bang is a Mess.”; and “DAMN..., I hit Snooze just once...” Constraints: Use exactly four panels, exactly one recurring main character, exactly one alarm clock, exactly one snooze button, exactly one neon sign, and exactly one caption box. Keep all text legible and spelled as specified. Do not add extra panels, extra speech bubbles, watermarks, logos, or signatures.